Did you watch those hobbit or potter movies and wish that they had overt christian symbolism in it? Or did you watch the Mel Gibson crapstravaganza and think, "hmm...good, but needs more orcs". Well shucky darn and slop the chickens, have I got the movie for you:
The Chronicles of the Jesus-cat - The good arayans, the bad arayans and the big fur is murder box.
If you liked the books I suppose you will find the movie pretty good. If you like your entertainment sans non bowling jesus's, than skip it. If you love tilda swinton go see Orlando or the recent and most excellent Thumbsucker.
Crap, or just go and watch The Lord of the Rings again. Dream world of magic my ass.
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