7/19/2006

Crack

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My favorite grand tour moment of recent history was in the ought two Giro when Cadel Evans cracked like a little egg and lost 17 minutes in the last 10km while wearing the pink jersey. It was a race of suffering. Hamilton was riding his first grand tour with a broken collarbone, grinding his teeth into nubs as he rode to a second place finish, bless his little blood doped heart. Evans went from race leader to 14 minutes in arrears in one stage. It was horrible to watch, exacerbated by the ingeneously awful pink jersey/shorts and mapei jellocube outfit. But man what a stage.

Was todays stage in the tour any better? Well landis popped like a baloon on the last climb and merely lost 10 minutes on the day while in yellow. Well done. But the real story, to me at least, is the fact that EVERYBODY cracked. Well almost everyone, but Rasmussen in his epic victorious effort was pedalling squares for the last two kilometers and looked even more spectral than usual, especially as he struck the jesus on the finish line. Sastre's brilliant attack was tempered by his bonk on the last few km's, limiting his gains to a mere 10-15 seconds over the three that did not crack. Kloden, Perrero and Evans were clearly in the best shape, although none of them sorted themselves out as a leader. Previous epic cracker Evans was suffering but held on. Kloden looked unperturbed, but he never really attacked, maybe he has the Ulrich diesel installed. What of Perrero? He had the luxury of a 2 minute lead over everyone, never needed to work and was the only one who was energized at the finish.

Liepheimer made his bid for the podium from a long way out. He looked great until the last climb where he imploded. Menchov too attacked repeatedly on the final climb and paid for it in minutes at the end.

What a great stage. No one is in control of the tour. With Leipheimer, Menchov and Landis with little to loose suicidal attacks in search of stage wins could be the theme of tomorrow's stage. I predict another crack festival in stage 17 and nothing sorted until the final TT.

If you decided to not watch the tour this year, you are making a mistake. Go skinny men, race for them sammiches.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tarik's predictions are spot-on. Unbelievable. Stage 17 had more popper's than Chotchkie's appetizer platter ("Office Space" reference).

Tarik said...

Thanks but not that spot on, I was thinking a flurry of attacks on the second to last and last climb putting kloden, evans and pereiro in difficulty. It sort of happened like that, but I was thinking suicides attacks that resulted in the attacker loosing time at the end a-la leipheimer yesterday, just more of them, maybe resulting in a minute or two stage vicory for one of the fallen contendors.

I had really high hopes for leipheimers attack yesterday doing what Landis did today. I would not have predicted everyone relying on Pereiro's ineffectual Caisse d'Epargne team to bring back a hugely dangerous break alone. CSC made a huge tactical error here in not trying to bring back floyd earlier, so to did T-mobile, they clearly had men to burn as Kloden crossed the line with three teamatess in the vicinity. If T-mobile and CSC chase earlier, the end result would be similar, but Landis probably would be in 5 or 6th with little chance at victory. Now he is well placed for a time trial victory.