Did I mention that hunters are very often morons? I can't really think of any safe reason to find an arrow in the road. Morons.
Anyhoo, to punish them I freed the arrow. I carried it up the hill in my hand, stashed it behind a tree, rode up to Canada bonita through the mud and snow and then got the arrow on the way back down. Wrapped the nasty head in bark and cliff bar wrappers, secured with zipties and then used the straps on my handlebar bag to hold it on.
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Worked great, I descended for 7 miles and made it with the arrow safely on the bars. Good stuff. Thanks moron hunters, but you know, cool moron hunters, cause, you know, they hunt with arrows, which is cool. Morons
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Thanks for your contribution. I appreciate you taking the time to compose that.
He almost kinda had a point. Then he lost it so very, very fast and hard in the last few lines.
The point: all kinds of people inadvertently lose things, and hunting abundant animals for meat is not so bad (unless you think meat is murder). Riding through the woods _might_ actually cause more harm to the natural environment than some kinds of hunting. might.
Then, well, he had to show his true stripes.
Just wanted to make sure the baby wasn't thrown out with the bathwater. You were kinda harsh to use "moron" so often in your original post.
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